An inane conversation about giant flying moose

Stewart: There is a giant wasp flying outside my window. Must be getting to that time of year.

Andrew: That’s exciting.
Andrew: I saw a giant flying moose once.

Stewart: Did it look distressed?
Stewart: If I was a giant moose and found myself flying through the air, I’d feel rather distressed.
Stewart: (at least I guess I would. I haven’t had that much experience as a moose)

Andrew: Well, if I see a self-help book with tips on becoming a moose, I’ll get it for you.

At least one of us must be really jet lagged. But according to this article there really are such things as flying moose. Yet another reason I can’t wait for a chance to be able to live in Norway.

AfC